Brock’s Johnson 172.9, The Bucking Buckos 136.8

The high score met a respectable 136.8 and buried it by 36.1. The Buckos scored enough to beat eight other teams. They drew the one they couldn’t.

Sorrow Suckers 165.3, Arlington Taxpayers 107.4

A 57.9 beatdown that still felt like Sorrow Suckers left money on the table. They did — 46.3 of it.

ImJustHereSoIWontGetFined 140.2, Shirtless Shaziers 136.2

The closest game of the week, 4.06. Shirtless Shaziers scored 136 and left 45.1 on the bench; a seventh of that off the pine wins it.

THE Dynasty Football Team 130.2, Chuba Libre 127.7

Decided by 2.54. Chuba Libre’s opener was fine. It is the only week this season that sentence will be true.

Suck My Ditka 124.9, Mean Joe Greenville 93.6

124.9 is a modest winner’s score and a comfortable 31.26 win. Mean Joe went 1-11 against the field; the schedule was a mercy.

Windy City Football Team 113.9, LaPorta Potty 75.4

Windy City won by 38.48 and still scored under a healthy team’s floor. LaPorta lost its quarterback on the first drive and the game with it.